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The Endearing Fart

The Endearing Fart Author : Ilene Dover
Release : 2014-05
Publisher : Tate Pub & Enterprises Llc
ISBN : 9781632680266
File Size : 31.57 MB
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"The Endearing Fart" will educate the reader on the lethal ether of the keister with a minimum amount of information, but likely all the reader needs or wants to know. The book includes stories of embarrassing situations people find themselves in when they are caught inappropriately releasing gas. Ilene hopes this book will help people get over their shyness and accept that this rather unfortunate, unbeguiling human trait is universal. This book will allow us to come out of the closet, together.

Alphabet of Manliness (revised and updated)

Alphabet of Manliness (revised and updated) Author : Maddox
Release : 2009-09-01
Publisher : Kensington Publishing Corp.
ISBN : 0806532084
File Size : 50.2 MB
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Sometimes in life you say certain words in conjunction with other words that you normally wouldn't, such as the word "holy" and the word "shit." Those times are rare and celebrated. Well, get your face hole ready, because this is one of those times: introducing The Alphabet of Manliness: Special Edition! If it's a crime to be awesome, then I deserve three life sentences and the death penalty. This literary kick to the dick may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history. The new edition includes: • "The Numbers of Manliness." • A full-color insert • Corrections to typos! I, Maddox, the author, personally guarantee that this is the best edition of the book since the last one. This book is only for the saltiest, hairiest, most rugged sons of bitches out there. However, it would be selfish to keep it for myself, so feel free to pick up a copy. This humble tome of wisdom is a tribute to all men who toil away at work every day, getting their balls busted or busting balls alike. If you can't handle the punch to the colon I'm about to deliver to you, look on the bright side: you'll save a fortune on Halloween when kids come to your door to pick apart your candy ass. On the other hand, if you feel comfortable with the risk of having your ass neatly packaged and handed to you with all the trimmings, cut the foreplay and crack the book open already.

Don't Fart When You Snuggle

Don't Fart When You Snuggle Author : From Frank
Release : 2015-08-04
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN : 1452153493
File Size : 44.58 MB
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Meet Frank. His goal in life is to make humans smile. And that's exactly what he and his wisecracking pals do in this guide to living the good life—of a dog! From the creator of the popular greeting card line From Frank™, this playful ebook offers advice for dogs, by dogs, that's sure to brighten any human's day. Photographs accompany unfiltered insights into the weird and wonderful relationship that pets share with their loved ones. Anyone who follows Frank's advice is in for some extra belly rubs, guaranteed.


Maledicta Author : Reinhold Aman
Release : 1981
Publisher :
File Size : 41.60 MB
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Did Somebody Step on a Duck?

Did Somebody Step on a Duck? Author : Jim Dawson
Release : 2010-05-04
Publisher : Ten Speed Press
ISBN : 158008348X
File Size : 36.80 MB
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This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.” From the Trade Paperback edition.

KoreAm Journal

KoreAm Journal Author :
Release : 2006
Publisher :
File Size : 63.13 MB
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Slightly Suburban (Mills & Boon Silhouette)

Slightly Suburban (Mills & Boon Silhouette) Author : Wendy Markham
Release : 2014-06-13
Publisher : HarperCollins UK
ISBN : 1472091116
File Size : 30.20 MB
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It seemed exciting at first, but after two and a half years in New York, Tracey has to admit her life...

The Best of Borneo Travel

The Best of Borneo Travel Author : Victor T. King
Release : 1992
Publisher : Oxford University Press
File Size : 29.35 MB
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The Best of Borneo Travel is just that, a fascinating collection of colorful travel notes by Westerners--from those who first visited this Indonesian island-nation in the the sixteenth century to writers still enthralled by Borneo today. Through the eyes of these European explorers, merchants, administrators, and adventurers we see the kinds of images that captivated the popular imagination of Europe, as well as the stereotypes that developed regarding Borneo's "exotic" peoples and cultures. We witness first-hand the wonders of the equatorial rainforest: animals such as the orang utan, the beautiful flowers and trees that abound along the rivers and rapids, majestic mountains like Kinabalu, sacred to the Borneans. And in some of the nineteenth century accounts we see a reflection of the prevailing social Darwinism of the period--the "natural" assertion of Western political, military, and economic superiority over the "Wild Men of Borneo." Nevertheless, many travelers to Borneo writing here remarked on the wealth and cultural sophistication of the native peoples, and after the first flush of colonialism, the accounts returning to Europe become more balanced--while the interest in the new and strange continues, it is tempered with descriptions of people that are, as people are everywhere, "just like us."

First Person Queer

First Person Queer Author : Lawrence Schimel
Release : 2007
Publisher : Arsenal Pulp PressLtd
File Size : 77.93 MB
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An anthology of first-person essays depicting the diversity, complexity, and experience of contemporary GLBTQ life.

Theatrical Gestures

Theatrical Gestures Author : David Willinger
Release : 1987
Publisher :
File Size : 81.61 MB
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Tuvaluan Lexicon

Tuvaluan Lexicon Author : Niko Besnier
Release : 1981
Publisher :
File Size : 21.55 MB
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"This work was initiated at the beginning of 1980 to answer the needs for reference language materials for use by the Peace Corps volunteers stationed in Tuvalu"--Preface.

Whirling Rainbow

Whirling Rainbow Author :
Release :
Publisher :
File Size : 66.92 MB
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Second Chance Lane

Second Chance Lane Author : Nicola Marsh
Release : 2020-10-07
Publisher : HarperCollins Australia
ISBN : 1489281150
File Size : 90.43 MB
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From USA Today bestselling Australian author Nicola Marsh comes a compelling story of love, redemption and community. When the past crashes into the future, there's more than hearts on the line. Natasha Trigg leads a simple life in small-town Brockenridge. She works at the roadhouse, has good friends, and at the centre of her world is her daughter, Isla. She knows dumping musician Kody Lansdowne thirteen years ago by misleading him about her pregnancy was best in the long run. She drove him away so he could achieve his dreams but has always felt guilty. When a matchmaking Isla invites a surprise new neighbour to dinner, Tash and Kody come face to face once again... Now a bona fide rockstar, Kody's in hiding to sort through the mess his life has become after a concert resulted in devastation. The last thing he needs is discovering he has a child. Especially as it means the one woman he's never been able to forget is now permanently part of his life. Pity he's so furious with her... For Jane Jefferson, who has deliberately fooled townsfolk into believing her reputation is worse than it is for years, a second chance is something she thought she'd never get. Reconnecting with friendships she thought lost forces her to face the question: do past mistakes define you forever? While navigating the troubled waters of forgiveness, friendship and love, will these three Brockenridge residents discover everyone deserves a second chance? PRAISE FOR NICOLA MARSH: 'A satisfying read with plenty of drama and a big dollop of romance.' - The Weekly Times 'Her style is compassionate, witty and engaging with a diverse character set and a palpable love of the region she has set the story. ' - Mic Loves Books

Sour Grapes

Sour Grapes Author : Neil Pendock
Release : 2008
Publisher :
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Neil Pendock presents an irreverent, opinionated, always amusing look into the South African wine world.

The Changing Language of Modern English Drama 1945-2005

The Changing Language of Modern English Drama 1945-2005 Author : Kate Dorney
Release : 2009-09-29
Publisher : Palgrave MacMillan
File Size : 69.33 MB
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Kate Dorney offers a fresh perspective on the history of post-war English theatre by examining the ways in which the practice and criticism of theatre interact with contemporary understandings of language between 1945 and 2005. From Noel Coward to Sarah Kane and J.B Priestley to Harold Pinter it considers attitudes to, and the reception and construction of, language in English theatre and the social, cultural, intellectual and artistic implications of these practices. Synthesising and supplementing existing work in theatre and cultural studies as well as in stylistics, The Changing Language of Modern English Drama considers the ways in which anxieties about, and attitudes toward, language manifest themselves in discourses on and around theatre of the period. Beginning with an examination of popular notions of communication and communication breakdown, the book proceeds to examine the anxieties induced by changing linguistic styles in the post-war period by contextualising the historical and linguistic context of key theatrical events and practitioners.

Joan's Book

Joan's Book Author : Joan Littlewood
Release : 2003-01-30
Publisher : Bloomsbury Methuen Drama
File Size : 24.90 MB
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The life story of the woman who singlehandedly reshaped the British theatre scene of the 50s and 60s. Kenneth Tynan once remarked on Joan Littlewood's great ability as a director to make ordinariness fascinating and to produce "biting popular drama that does not depend on hit songs, star names or spa sophistication". This same flair is evident in her picaresque narrative - in her descriptions of the characters in her early life: of encounters with irascible caretakers when trying to rig a one-night stand; and of stage-struck cops. Outspoken in her criticism of those who obstructed the company's work, generous in praising those who contributed ot it, Joan is always passionate in her conviction that a theatre should be concerne with much more than simply the putting on of plays. Joan's book is an enthralling life story in its own right. It is also the testament of one of the most influential theatre directors and teachers of the 20th century.

Free Spirits

Free Spirits Author :
Release : 1982
Publisher :
File Size : 46.89 MB
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