Big Nate meets Timmy Failure in Funny Kid for President, the first book in an uproarious new middle grade series by Matt Stanton, Australia’s bestselling children’s book author. When Max gets blamed for pooping in the storeroom (which he did NOT do), tensions hit an all-time high between him and his terrifyingly large teacher, Mr. Armstrong. But then, the most unexpected thing happens—the school principal, Mrs. Sniggles, suggests Max run for class president. Max isn’t the only kid on the ballot, however. His archenemy, Abby Purcell, is also up for election—and she’s out to defeat him at all costs. To win, Max is going to need the 24/7 help of his best friend, Hugo, and he’s going to have to run the campaign of a lifetime. Max may not be the smartest or fastest kid, or the handsomest, but he just might be the funniest kid you’ll ever meet—and it’s this talent that could turn him from underdog to top dog. Max for President! Matt Stanton brings his veteran children’s book chops to this hilarious new series, perfect for early middle grade readers looking for side-splitting laughs!
Big Nate meets Timmy Failure in Funny Kid #2: Stand Up, the second book in an uproarious new middle grade series by Matt Stanton, Australia’s bestselling children’s book author. Max may not be the strongest, or the smartest, or the handsomest kid in his class—but he may well be the funniest! Except when Max’s classroom joke lands flat, he suddenly becomes the Un-Funny Kid! The only way to make everyone forget Max’s comedy catastrophe is for him to win the town talent quest with his very own stand-up comedy routine. Max is ready to bring comedy gold to his audition, but thanks to a heckling clown, Max can’t even remember his first joke! With the help of his best friend Hugo and their feathered pet, Duck, Max thinks he has everything he needs to come up the greatest stand-up comedy routine of all time—but will it be enough? Max will need all the advice he can get to prove that he is the kid who can make everyone laugh! Matt Stanton brings his veteran children’s book chops to this hilarious series, perfect for early middle grade readers looking for side-splitting laughs!
The Ninja Farts For Boys book is a hilarious and disgusting story about ninja farting, kids farting, parents farting, and even grandma and grandpa farting! This is a stomach-busting, gut-hurting, laugh-your-brains-out fart book for kids, but especially for boys who love farts and ninjas. And burping. And even loads of wet snot and boogers! You will love this story about wet farts and fart gas, and boys (and girls!) will giggle and laugh, every time they read it. You will laugh too... about the farts we blow. Plus, it gets better because the pictures are so silly! Children love this book and laugh out loud... and you will too! The Ninja Farts For Boys is the perfect book for kids ages 6-10 and for adults who love gross farting. This book is sure to become a "disgusting" and eye-rolling family favorite. Start reading now ------------ Tags: ninja firsts for boys, fart book for boys, fart book for kids, fart book for children, funny books for kids, fart books for children, gross stories, stories for kids, fart stories for children, kids ebooks, short stories, short stories for boys, kids stories, childrens stories, kids books, childrens books, books for kids, bedtime stories, kids gross out books, books for kids, funny book for kids, kids book about farting, early reader, young reader, beginning reader, ages 6-8, ages 9-12
Foreword by Frances Hardinge The annual, bestselling guide to all aspects of the media and how to write and illustrate for children and young adults. Acknowledged by the media industries and authors as the essential guide to how to get published. The 70+ articles are updated and added to each year. Together they provide invaluable guidance on subjects such as series fiction, writing historical or funny books, preparing an illustration portfolio, managing your finances, interpreting publishers' contracts, self-publishing your work. NEW articles for the 2017 edition included on: - Wanting to be a writer by Simon Mason - Finding new readers and markets by Tom Palmer - News and trends in children's publishing 2015-16 by Caroline Horn - Series fiction: writing as a part of a team by Lucy Courtenay - Creating a children's comic by Tom Fickling All of the 2,000 listings of who to contact across the media have been reviewed and updated. The essential guide for any writer for children.
Funny Girl is a collection of uproarious stories, rollicking comics, rib-tickling wit, and more, from 25 of today’s funniest female writers for kids. What could be funnier than family? Read stories about Ursula Brown's grandmother driving her on a road trip to disaster, Lisa Brown's little brother getting a Tic-Tac stuck up his nose, and Carmen Agra Deedy's mom setting the bathtub on fire. What could be funnier than friends? Pretty much nothing, as Rita Williams-Garcia shows two besties hatching a bird-brained scheme to get on to a TV talk show, and Deborah Underwood introduces a dynamic dog-and-cat duo teaming up on a pet advice column. What could be funnier than YOU? Tell your future with Mad Libs, discover your Chinese Zodiac sign with Lenore Look, and learn the best tricks of the comedy trade from professional humorists like Adrianne Chalepah and Delaney Yeager. With clever contributions from award-winning and bestselling authors including Cece Bell, Sophie Blackall, Libba Bray, Shannon Hale, Lisa Graff, and Raina Telgemeier, this anthology of funny girls will make you laugh until you cry. Or cry until you laugh. Or maybe you won't cry at all. Either way, you'll definitely laugh. Funny Girl isn’t just an anthology: it’s a cause, a mission, a movement. Girls are funny. Now it’s time for the world to know it. From the Hardcover edition.
The most trusted guide to the world of children's publishing! If you write or illustrate for young readers with the hope of getting published, Children's Writer's & Illustrator's Market 2017 is the trusted resource you need. Now in its 29th edition, CWIM is the definitive publishing guide for anyone who seeks to write or illustrate for kids and young adults. Inside you'll find more than 500 listings for children's books markets (publishers, literary agents, magazines, contests, and more), including a point of contact, how to properly submit your work, and what categories each market accepts. CWIM also features: • Interviews with accomplished authors and illustrators, such as Victoria Aveyard (Red Queen), Rainbow Rowell (Eleanor & Park), Judy Schachner (the Skippyjon Jones series), and more. • Valuable advice from debut authors and illustrators who explain their personal paths to success and publication. • Informative articles on how to be your own agent, craft a great query letter, avoid picture book pitfalls, discover new online publishing opportunities, and much more. • A one-year subscription to the children's publishing content on WritersMarket.com Includes exclusive access to the new webinar "Breaking Into Kidlit: Tips for Writing Picture Books, Middle-Grade, and Young Adult" by agent Susan Hawk of The Bent Agency.
Offers in-depth review of critical test concepts, with strategies and techniques to help maximize performance, and includes five practice tests with answer explanations.
A collection of 19 Sesame Street stories that each take just five minutes to read! Elmo, Cookie Monster, Big Bird, Grover, Oscar the Grouch, Bert, Ernie, and other Sesame Muppets star in sweet, funny stories about friendship, sharing, cooperation, and imagination. Girls and boys ages 1 to 5 will absorb gentle “growing-up” messages conveyed in tales that will make them laugh and say, “More, please!” The story themes highlight Sesame Street’s mission to help kids grow smarter, stronger, and kinder. Sesame Street is the most trusted name in early learning.
Funniest knock knock 500 jokes for kids Do you want to make an unforgettable gift for your children? Give them a book 500 knock knock jokes, and it will be the best gift that children are waiting. The book has collected a variety of knock knock jokes. Reading this book you will charge with positive for a long time! Your child will be pleased a lot with such a gift, like a book of jokes because after reading this edition the child will have stories to tell friends in school and at home. With this book, your child will be the center of attention among fellows. And for adults, these jokes also will give a lot of pleasure and good mood The book includes 500 jokes on the theme of "Knock Knock," adapted for children and adolescents. Read in this edition the funniest jokes about Knock Knock! Enjoy this unique book and give unforgettable emotions to yourself and your children. My son really enjoyed this book "The book is a collection of the funniest jokes. My son is 12 years old and he came to the delight of reading the material. So who's got kids, I recommend you this book! " Ashton Clark Great jokes "I presented this book on the Birthday of my niece. The child is excited, she always remembers this gift and says "thank you." She really liked the book. All classmates of my niece also read it and now they for sure have a lot of things to talk about and to laugh " Ella Wright An excellent book, even adult enjoyed it "Bought the book for my daughter. We read it together, my child's joy was boundless, and I also liked jokes, although I am an adult. So the book will come in handy if you've got kids" Nataly Perez
Swapping bodies might be fun for some but when 12 year old Jack Stevenson wakes up from a freak accident one day and finds himself in his dad's body, his life abruptly becomes one huge disaster after another. When he realizes that his dad will have to go to school in his place, things instantly get much, much worse.
Sam didn't like his new house. He felt lonely. But one night he found Tiny Funny Monster under the bed and they became friends! "You're the strange toy from the box! "- exclaimed Sam surprisingly. "I'll call you Tiny Funny Monster." . - Cute and funny Bedtime Story for Kids age 4-8 years-old - 2D Full-color professional illustrations - Amazing Night-light effects of picture (especially for reading at night) will captivate you and your child. Here's what readers are already saying about the colorful and valuable book: Debora: "This is a really sweet story for kids! It is the great children's book about friendship. We love the bedtime reading, especially this book, is so funny and the Tiny Funny Monster so cute. My son loves it so much." Jane: "The illustrations are incredible! The picture with a light in the dark room so real! Moon and the fireflies in the night woods -there are awesome especially in the printed version of the book" So, Buy our books to bond with your child! Scroll to the top of the page and select the buy button right now!
Three classic Paddington Bear stories, by beloved author Michael Bond, are brought together for the first time in this special collection for World Book Day 2018.
This book is full of wonderful WORDS and beautiful PICTURES! And it's EXCITING! And it's FUNNY! It might be the BEST BOOK EVER—if we could decide whose book it is. Redd and Bloo explore the way a book is made and accidentally build a friendship, too, in this tale told only in dialogue. Travis Foster and Ethan Long offer a hilarious story about the joy of reading, which brings people together in unexpected ways, proving that each book truly belongs to . . . the people who love it.
Get ready for some super summer mayhem with this totally awesome collection of six favourite Horrid Henry stories. Join Henry for a scorching summer as he does what he does best - causes mischief! The perfect summer holiday read for Horrid Henry fans everywhere.
In this story, it is Ben's birthday and it is snowing! He goes for a walk with Dad and sees some very funny footprints in the snow. Where could they lead? Reading Champion offers independent reading books for children to practise and reinforce their developing reading skills. Fantastic, original stories are accompanied by engaging artwork and a reading activity. Each book has been carefully graded so that it can be matched to a child's reading ability, encouraging reading for pleasure. Independent Reading: Orange stories are perfect for children aged 5+ who are reading at book band 6 (Orange) in classroom reading lessons.
Do you think vegetables are yucky? Just wait until you see what Monty the Monster has on his plate! Monty definitely does NOT want to eat his people. He'll eat his vegetables - every single one! - but he will not eat his people. This hilarious tale of fussy eating in the Monster household is guaranteed to get children giggling. 'In a funny twist on the picky eater story, this is a lighthearted way of broaching the tricky 'eat your vegetables' issue! ... my little little boy absolutely loved it and wanted to hear it again and again!' - The Bookbag