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A Classic Collection of Golf Jokes & Quotes

A Classic Collection of Golf Jokes & Quotes Author : Bob Phillips
Release : 2001
Publisher : Harvest House Pub
ISBN : 9780736906944
File Size : 78.32 MB
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Golfers know they have to laugh at themselves or theyre in big trouble! To help them along, bestselling author Bob Phillips has gathered together terrific golf-related quotes and jokes, including:He has given up golf for painting(it takes fewer strokes.(Bob HopeMy game is so bad that the flags ought to be at half-staff.(Al MelestaSome golfers blast their ball from traps; with one adroit explosion; but others, out in ten perhaps; depend upon erosion.(Richard ArmourReaders will tee up for 18 holes worth of hilarity in a book where laughter is par for the course!.

The Awesome Book of Heavenly Humor

The Awesome Book of Heavenly Humor Author : Bob Phillips
Release : 2003-02-01
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
ISBN : 0736910913
File Size : 58.2 MB
Format : PDF, Kindle
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"Sunday school teacher: If Moses were alive today, he'd be considered a remarkable man." "Student: He sure ought to be-he'd be more than 2500 years old!" Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand! "-Mark Twain" Veteran laugh-masters Bob Phillips and Jonny Hawkins teamed up to take a lighthearted look at some of the antics that abound in the church. This collection of jokes, quotes, and cartoons, alphabetized and indexed from "Abel" to "Zacchaeus," will be an invaluable resource for readers who want to freshen their bulletins, newsletters, speeches, or sermons-or just ease their load with some good clean fun.

Extremely Good Clean Jokes for Kids

Extremely Good Clean Jokes for Kids Author : Bob Phillips
Release : 2001-01-01
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
ISBN : 0736935762
File Size : 73.39 MB
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With sales in the millions backing him up, Bob Phillips proves that kids—and parents—love good, clean joke books! The laughter never ends as kids share juicy jokes, quacky quips, and zany zappers.

42 Days to Feeling Great

42 Days to Feeling Great Author : Bob Phillips
Release : 2001
Publisher : Harvest House Pub
ISBN : 9780736903790
File Size : 65.10 MB
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Cutting through today's psychology hype, family counselor Bob Phillips presents a practical, Bible-based approach to handling emotional ups and downs. Readers can learn the warning signs of straying emotions and discover the principles of successfully returning to and maintaining a positive outlook before troublesome situations become overwhelming.

Awesome Good Clean Jokes for Kids

Awesome Good Clean Jokes for Kids Author : Bob Phillips
Release : 1992
Publisher : Harvest House Pub
ISBN : 9781565070622
File Size : 80.23 MB
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A collection of jokes, grouped into such categories as "School Daze," "Hoarse Laughs," and "Silly Dillies."

365 Things Every Golfer Should Know

365 Things Every Golfer Should Know Author : Doug Fields
Release : 2002
Publisher : Harvest House Pub
ISBN : 9780736909211
File Size : 67.46 MB
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An overview of the game offers quotations, humorous definitions, and tips on golf fundamentals, practice, strategies, etiquette, and equipment.

Fascinating Golf Stories and More Hilarious Adult Golf Jokes

Fascinating Golf Stories and More Hilarious Adult Golf Jokes Author : Team Golfwell
Release : 2016-12-21
Publisher : Team Golfwell
ISBN : 1541223934
File Size : 45.85 MB
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Intriguing golf stories and adult golf jokes for your entertainment or it makes a great gift for the adult golfer. He'll love you for the warmhearted stories and the laughs this book brings. Interesting little known stories about Tiger, Rory, Arnie, Brooks, and others PGA Tour golfers as well as celebrity golfers like Bill Murray and many others with thought-provoking and intelligent quotes on golf as well as life in general. Tags: golf stories, sports quotes, sports quotations, sports book, sports gift, golf funny gifts, funny golf gifts, golf humour, golf humor, golf accessories, golf quotes, golf club book, golf book, golf books, golf books for men, golf books for women, golf gifts for men, golf gifts for women, best learn golf books, learn how to play golf book, golf jokes, golf gifts for men desk, golf gifts for grandpa, golf gifts for men indoor, golf gifts for men under 20, retirement golf gifts, best golf gifts for men, best golf gifts for women, learn golf, professional golf instruction books, personalized golf gifts for men, golf swing books, golf instruction book, golf humor, golf accessories, best golf books, best golf gift, golf books coffee table, golf book gifts for men, golf book gifts for women, new golf books, golf books short game, golf books mental game, golf putting books, best golf putting books, great golf book, top golf books, new golf books, discount golf books, golf books for beginners, mental golf books, golf books top seller, classic golf books, top 10 golf books, new release golf books, latest golf books Second in the series of Golf Jokes. See "Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book" for the first book in this series ISBN 978-1530123544 for more adult golf jokes. Lots of laughs and puts everyone in a good mood. Adults Only. Tags: Young golfer books, books for young golfers, sports quotes, sports quotations, sports book, sports gift, golf funny gifts, funny golf gifts, golf humour, golf humor, golf accessories, golf quotes, golf club book, golf book, golf books, golf books for men, golf books for women, golf gifts for men, golf gifts for women, best learn golf books, learn how to play golf book, golf jokes, golf gifts for men desk, golf gifts for grandpa, golf gifts for men indoor, golf gifts for men under 20, retirement golf gifts, best golf gifts for men, best golf gifts for women, learn golf, professional golf instruction books, personalized golf gifts for men, golf swing books, golf instruction book, golf humor, golf accessories, best golf books, best golf gift, college golf. golf scholarships, golf book gifts for men, golf book gifts for women, new golf books, golf books short game, golf books mental game, golf putting books, best golf putting books, great golf book, top golf books, new golf books, discount golf books, golf books for beginners, golf books top seller, classic golf books, top 10 golf books, new release golf books, latest golf books, famous golf books,

Great Golf Formats Golf Betting Games, and More Hilarious Adult Golf Jokes and Stories

Great Golf Formats Golf Betting Games, and More Hilarious Adult Golf Jokes and Stories Author : Team Golfwell
Release : 2017-06-09
Publisher : Team Golfwell
ISBN : 1547227869
File Size : 22.35 MB
Format : PDF
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If you are looking to play different golf formats, different betting games, different haggles, check this book out. It also makes great gift for a weekend golfer, a source of new golf games to liven up a golf round. He'll love you for the enjoyment and fun this book brings. He won't have to ever think of ways to liven the routine of weekend golf. These games aren't complicated and produce excitement and fun. This book has fun variations to add to golf games like "Wolf", "MeToos", or "Portuguese Caddy, etc." BONUS: Also included are amazing celebrity golf stories and golf jokes scattered in the pages of this book. It's an entertaining read and puts the reader in a great mood. REVIEWS: "Long jokes and there's no one-liners in it. Beyond 5 stars!" "I haven't laughed this hard for 20 years!" "Adult jokes. Not for kids." "Great book and some of the jokes are appropriate for mixed company." "One of the best joke books on the market today!" Get this enjoyable book and have great times and it's great to change the usual routine now and then! Adults Only! Tags: sports quotes, sports quotations, sports book, sports gift, golf funny gifts, funny golf gifts, golf humour, golf humor, golf accessories, golf quotes, golf club book, golf book, golf books, golf books for men, golf books for women, golf gifts for men, golf gifts for women, best learn golf books, learn how to play golf book, golf jokes, golf gifts for men desk, golf gifts for grandpa, golf gifts for men indoor, golf gifts for men under 20, retirement golf gifts, best golf gifts for men, best golf gifts for women, learn golf, professional golf instruction books, personalized golf gifts for men, golf swing books, golf instruction book, golf humor, golf accessories, best golf books, best golf gift, golf books coffee table, golf book gifts for men, golf book gifts for women, new golf books, golf books short game, golf books mental game, golf putting books, best golf putting books, great golf book, top golf books, new golf books, discount golf books, golf books for beginners, mental golf books, golf books top seller, classic golf books, top 10 golf books, new release golf books, latest golf books, famous golf books, golf bets, golf betting, golf formats, golf games for money, golf wagers, golf betting games

A Pocket Guide for Golfers

A Pocket Guide for Golfers Author : Rick Graves
Release : 2011-07-01
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
ISBN : 0736937323
File Size : 61.51 MB
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PGA member Rick Graves and author and confirmed hacker Terry Glaspey lead golfers through a collection of great golf tips, jokes, and trivia complete with a mini hall of fame of the best courses, players, and competitions. In addition to 52 amazingly simple secrets to better golf, readers will discover lists as valuable as an expert caddy: 10 tips for better putting 9 bad shots: their cause and cure 9 character qualities you can develop by playing golf 10 things to consider when planning a shot 10 best excuses for why you played poorly This compact book is sized small to tuck into the golf bag but packed full of tidbits and humor to entertain golfers, game enthusiasts, and fans. Even those who have never hit the green will understand why this sport is a hole in one. Rerelease of The Hacker's Almanac

Forthcoming Books

Forthcoming Books Author : Rose Arny
Release : 2001-06
Publisher :
ISBN :
File Size : 77.44 MB
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Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Colossal Collection of Quotable Quotes

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Colossal Collection of Quotable Quotes Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Release : 2012-06-01
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN : 1607106043
File Size : 32.22 MB
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You’ll never be at a loss for words again with this inspired collection of quotes, from bona fide wits to bona fide dimwits. Bob Hope once said, "I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance--waiting for the bathroom." No doubt, lots of people will be learning to tango and foxtrot while they wait for the rabid readers of Uncle John’s Colossal Collection of Quotable Quotes to emerge from the privy. The Bathroom Readers’ Institute searched high and low for the wittiest, wisest and stupidest things ever said, and collected these remarks in one remarkable volume. With more than 4,000 quotations from 1,600 speakers and writers--from bona fide wits like Oscar Wilde and David Letterman, to bona fide dimwits like Britney Spears (who infamously quipped, "I go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.")--there’s no other book of quotations quite like this one.

Walk the Winning Ways of Golf's Greatests

Walk the Winning Ways of Golf's Greatests Author : Bruce Miller
Release : 2017-04-20
Publisher : Team Golfwell
ISBN : 1545472610
File Size : 24.49 MB
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If you want to learn how top golfers got to where they are, then this book is for you. Why is "Walk the Winning Ways of Golfing's Greatest" different from other golf books? It’s a treasury of what motivated and inspired the best players in golf and how you will learn from them. We contacted the very best in golf like, Greg Norman, and others asking what advice they had for young players. Greg Norman responded, "My goal was always to be the best I could be. If you think about it...being the best you can be is infinite. There's always room to grow. There's always something new to learn. And there's always something new to do." You don’t need to spend a lot of time searching for how the best in golf got to where they are. It’s all here in this book. You will be inspired. You will learn things other young golfers will never know. Peter Jacobsen said, ““My father taught me the game and he always stressed the fun of playing and being with my friends and family on the course.... Golf taught me self-reliance, taking responsibility and honesty.” Tiger Woods said, Tiger said, “People don't understand that when I grew up, I was never the most talented. I was never the biggest. I was never the fastest. I certainly was never the strongest. The only thing I had was my work ethic…. That’s why I’ve busted my butt on the range for hours on end and made changes to get to this point where I’m able to compete at the highest level in major championships. That’s where you want to be.” You will learn how the pros maintained a good confidence level. 170 pages of motivational stories and quotes from golf’s greatest you can pick up anytime your confidence level is low. Reviews: “Five Stars. An Enlightening Read.” Walk the Winning Ways of Golf's Greatest is a wonderful collection of interviews and quotes from the world's top golfers. The advice these top golfers give applies not only to golf but to life itself. Even if you don't play golf, you will learn a great deal from these amazing sports people. It's all about setting goals in whatever you do in life and having confidence, doing the hard yards, believing in yourself, and never giving up. Best quotes: 'Telling me I can't do something is the worst you can say to me, because I'll definitely do it. I'm very determined.' - Dustin Johnston. I'll keep on diving back into this book to reread some of these amazing quotes and advice from the world's best golfers. Enlightening! A highly recommended read!" Another review: "It’s for young golfers who want to make the high school golf team or get that college scholarship." Get this book and learn exactly how the greats did it! Tags: Young golfer books, books for young golfers, sports quotes, sports quotations, sports book, sports gift, golf funny gifts, funny golf gifts, golf humour, golf humor, golf accessories, golf quotes, golf club book, golf book, golf books, golf books for men, golf books for women, golf gifts for men, golf gifts for women, best learn golf books, learn how to play golf book, golf jokes, golf gifts for men desk, golf gifts for grandpa, golf gifts for men indoor, golf gifts for men under 20, retirement golf gifts, best golf gifts for men, best golf gifts for women, learn golf, professional golf instruction books, personalized golf gifts for men, golf swing books, golf instruction book, golf humor, golf accessories, best golf books, best golf gift, college golf. golf scholarships, golf book gifts for men, golf book gifts for women, new golf books, golf books short game, golf books mental game, golf putting books, best golf putting books, great golf book, top golf books, new golf books, discount golf books, golf books for beginners, golf books top seller, classic golf books, top 10 golf books, new release golf books, latest golf books, famous golf books

Funny Golf Sayings Worlds Okayest Golfer

Funny Golf Sayings Worlds Okayest Golfer Author : Tribuiani Sarah
Release : 2020-03-12
Publisher :
ISBN :
File Size : 77.93 MB
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Funny Golf Sayings Worlds Okayest Golfer The People I Want to Punch in the Face: The Classic, Unique, Blank, Awesome Notebook is a beautifully produced, matte blank notebook, complete with 110 pages of unlined white paper. It is suitable for anyone and would make the perfect gag gift. For inspiration, motivation, creativity or just as the driving force to help you get things done, Awesome Notebooks have exactly what you need.Check out our other notebooks and find the perfect one that will suit you, or would be ideal for that special gift for a loved one. Awesome Notebooks carry a range of different notebooks and you will undoubtedly find the right one for you by checking through our different and exciting graphic options. With the People I Want to Punch in the Face: The Classic, Unique, Blank, Awesome Notebook you have something that can be carried easily and will help you to maintain your inspiration wherever you may be. Specifications: Cover Finish: Matte Dimensions: 6 x 9 (15.24 x 22.86 cm) Interior: Blank, White Paper, Unlined Pages: 120

What Every Average Golfer Ought to Know

What Every Average Golfer Ought to Know Author : Team Golfwell
Release : 2017-09-30
Publisher : Team Golfwell
ISBN : 1977790534
File Size : 51.97 MB
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If you want to lower your golf score, you'll love this book. This also is the perfect gift for the golfer in your life! This very useful book is for the average golfer and contains 54 proven ways to lower a golfer’s score quickly and easily. He doesn't have to research the mass of golf instruction available as this one book has 54 steps which will definitely lower his score like useful short game techniques, increasing the angle of attack when driving the ball, easy ways out of bunkers having dry sand or wet sand, etc. This is not a gift which will create a lot immediate excitement. Rather, it is a very useful gift which will keep on giving since the golfer will learn better scoring techniques and will love you for this as he learns and realizes new techniques to play better with lower scores. His golf confidence will increase he’ll gain more respect for his own ability to play better golf. The golfer will learn, How to improve his short game and putting. How to improve his mental game which is 90% of the game. How to drive a ball 10 to 15 yards further than what he normally does Simple techniques to score better most golfers will never know. He'll enjoy all of these 54 tips in one place which makes it easier and more convenient to play better. Get a great gift for him that he'll continue to enjoy!

Books in Print Supplement

Books in Print Supplement Author :
Release : 2002
Publisher :
ISBN :
File Size : 79.19 MB
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Includes authors, titles, subjects.

Diary Notebook Journal

Diary Notebook Journal Author : Bells Anthony
Release : 2020-03-31
Publisher :
ISBN :
File Size : 62.66 MB
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Funny Golf Quote Golfer Outfit The People I Want to Punch in the Face: The Classic, Unique, Blank, Awesome Notebook is a beautifully produced, matte blank notebook, complete with 110 pages of unlined white paper. It is suitable for anyone and would make the perfect gag gift. For inspiration, motivation, creativity or just as the driving force to help you get things done, Awesome Notebooks have exactly what you need.Check out our other notebooks and find the perfect one that will suit you, or would be ideal for that special gift for a loved one. Awesome Notebooks carry a range of different notebooks and you will undoubtedly find the right one for you by checking through our different and exciting graphic options. With the People I Want to Punch in the Face: The Classic, Unique, Blank, Awesome Notebook you have something that can be carried easily and will help you to maintain your inspiration wherever you may be. Specifications: Cover Finish: Matte Dimensions: 6 x 9 (15.24 x 22.86 cm) Interior: Blank, White Paper, Unlined Pages: 120

The Publishers' Trade List Annual

The Publishers' Trade List Annual Author :
Release : 1981
Publisher :
ISBN :
File Size : 89.65 MB
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Jolly Jokes for the Young at Heart

Jolly Jokes for the Young at Heart Author : Bob Phillips
Release : 2010-03-01
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
ISBN : 0736937625
File Size : 54.17 MB
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Bestselling author Bob Phillips has compiled yet another great collection of classic one-liners and hilarious stories that will charm and delight those who are young at heart and everyone who appreciates a little laughter in their lives. These are the sorts of jokes that will put a twinkle in the eye of the experienced people who are aware of and understand the importance of maintaining a youthful, jolly spirit. Readers can curl up on a nice, comfortable couch and enjoy over 400 good clean jokes, stories, and sidesplitting fun to help lift their spirits and tickle their souls. Varied enough so that readers will be able to find the right joke to suit their fancy, Jolly Jokes for the Young at Heart provides lighthearted moments for those who have been around long enough to laugh at the foibles in themselves and others.